Here's A Great Big FUCK YOU !!!

I would just like to take a minute to get a few things off my chest before I have a nervous breakdown.

Here's a big FUCK YOU to Best Buy for trying to bend me over with no lube when I tried to return-exchange-get repaired-whatever a laptop that worked approximately 15 days after i purchased it, and for wasting about 17 hours of my life standing in line, waiting on hold, and talking to people that could give two shits about my problem. Thanks Best buy I appreciate your help. I'm sure my bartender appreciates you too.

Here's a big FUCK YOU to Hewlett Packard for being only slightly less helpful than Best Buy with the same issue as mentioned above. Also, I don't really care all that much that you outsource your customer service call center to India, however is it really necessary to try to convince me that the person on the other end of the phones name is Bill and he is from Nebraska ? Seriously throw away the script and have your people talk like human beings.

Here's a big FUCK YOU to the entire state of California for obvious reasons ( I don't trust people that don't experience four seasons anymore) , but more specifically the city of Ontario and its fine police force. Thank you so very much for waking me up at 2:30 a.m. and telling me to move my vehicle AND giving me a ticket when there weren't any signs stating that it was a no parking zone. I feel served and protected.

Here's big FUCK YOU to the I.R.S. for doing everything in your power to completely ruin my day at every turn, and I also salute you for being so very helpful and friendly in helping me resolve tax issues. I would really feel better if someone just held me at gunpoint took everything I have and then clubbed me on the head with a blunt object. There is something more honest and personal about that at least.

Here's a big FUCK YOU to Sprint for somehow managing to never ever ever have my bill correct and then some how trying to make me feel like a degenerate that doesn't pay there phone bill, then tries to strong arm cash from you. Note to self : could Sprint be affiliated with the I.R.S. ? Must look into this. If I disappear unexpectedly you'll all know what happened.

Here's a big FUCK YOU to George Bush and the war on"tera". However, on that same note fuck you to the RNC and the DNC and to both sides of an obviously failing bicameral system of government and to anyone who fails to see that both parties have turned into one giant juggernaut of a clusterfuck. I don't' feel represented. Do you ? I mean really ?

Here's a big FUCK YOU to the media that sensationalizes everything and tries to scare everyone to death just to get you to watch 5 more minutes. I was walking by a television the other day and in the background I hear, and I quote " Are you normal ? We"ll tell you at 10". Holy fucking shit ! Can you imagine what this does to a persons OCD ? Is it any wonder liquor is such a close friend of mine.

Ok I feel a little better now. More to come on the big fuck you list.