War got you down ? Do your part to promote peace !!
Top 10 Reasons to Masturbate for Peace
10. It's too cold to go outside and demonstrate
9. If I go blind they can't draft me
8. The walls need painting white anyway
7. This is my weapon...this is my gun...this one's for shootin....oh, never mind.
6. If you want it done right you have to do it yourself
5. All the lube will give me a baby-soft dork
4. It may be the only "peace" I'll be getting for a while
3. If I use my left hand, it feels like someone else has joined my cause
2. What else am I going to do with the 80 GB of porn on my PC?
1. Because I can't give myself a peace blowjob
M.F.P Protest Slogans
Hairy palms, not cluster bombs
War's not kind, beat yourself blind
Cream your khakis, not Iraqis.
Peace is spiffy, stroke your stiffy
Don't send the fleet, just beat your meat
War is shit, rub your clit
Side with France, reach down your pants
Peace is the issue. Use a tissue.
War is Crappy, Slap Your Pappy
War's for squares, play downstairs
Stop war now, milk your cow
When you jerk tonight, keep peace in sight.
Down with war, stroke some more
War is cruel - flog your mule
Get peace fever, rub your beaver!
War is heinous, thumb your anus
You Can't Beat Off with Nuclear Arms
War is Mean, Flick Your Bean
War is wrong, whack your schlong.
I'm going blind for Mankind
War is silly, whack your willy
Think globally, whack locally
(Don't smitten, kill a kitten.)
Happy Protesting !!
posted by Denny at 8:21 AM
13 Comments:
What could masterbation do for the border problem?
im not 100 % sure, however at this point , i say what could it hurt ?
Right! With a little lube the chafing can be kept to a minimum.
Let's all masturbate for peace and border control. Girls, feel free to videotape yourselves - for educational purposes.
thats the spirit Aaron, ladies i think its time you do you part
` Adorable! I heartily agree!
` If I could only feel my genitals, I'd be all set!!
Well Spoony, we like to think of ourselves as all inclusive. If you can't feel your genitals, I'll make it a priority of mine to find somebody (if I can't find somebody I'll do it myself) to feel your genitals for you. We don't want anybody to feel left out.
see now theres another selfless act of offering his help to someone in need !! my plan is working!
I can't feel my genitals either! Any takers?... Well, screw you both.
That's it! All we need to do now is get Paul and Spoony Quine together.
I have a dream that all gods children will feel their genitals. For those that are unable to feel their genitals, the rest of us should stand with them as their brothers and sisters in order to help them feel their genitals.
I may not make it to the mountain top with you, but I have seen the promised land, and it feels good.
I don't know. Spoony Quine likes swords. That makes me cross my legs. And my fingers.
i concur, swords and genitals do not mix.
i really like that symbol of the dove taking a tissue!
priceless!!!
` Aaron wrote:
I have a dream that all gods children will feel their genitals. For those that are unable to feel their genitals, the rest of us should stand with them as their brothers and sisters in order to help them feel their genitals.
` YOU RAWK!!!
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